Your Dream Date With Snape by yncarn8
Your name: Aelita
Your House: Slytherin
The chat up line he used: "You don't sweat much for a fat lass."
You said: "Just what I need, a great big Slytherin Snake"
He took you to his dungeons: to help him slice beetle eyes.
At the end of the evening: he declares his undying love.
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